Bloody Ridiculous
“The game is afoot.” – Sherlock Holmes
This morning Sherlock arose to partake in his Sunday morning ritual of two hours of Doctor Who on The BBC when he was stunned to find the Vikings playing the Browns. Upon waking Management, a rant ensued that opined the state of futbol in America (no World Cup?), American football (you sent over the Vikings and Browns?!?), and the fact that Management had yet to post the Week 7 recap even though Sherlock had submitted his quantitative analysis on Tuesday night. So here’s a quick rundown.
Week 7 saw the second-highest point total of 2017. Ryan’s Express, who, after winning in Week 6, was handed the Keep Calm Banner in disbelief, spent Week 7 hammering out 124 points in their win over 5-1 Practice Squad, who was dealt their second loss of the season. Other teams dialing up triple-digit performances were Bahamas Bob with their 114-61 win over Cottonheaded Ninnymuggins, Scrappy Doo’s with their 113-78 smashing of Minneapolis Pale Horses, and The Fighting Irish Illini who scored 101 over Pacific Mighty “O”.
Dusty Desert Dogs earned their second win of the season behind Elliott’s 39 points as they won 98-61 over The Jalopy Faces.
Maryland Mad Bombers and Ashville Vipers continued their charge to the top of the respective conferences as they both won, taking down Unfettered Valor and Tucson Javelinas, respectively.
Lastly, in a series that had odd beginnings with back-to-back ties in 2013 and 2014, Galaxy Rockets beat NY State of Mind 79-57, rising to 3-4 on the season and 3-1-2 in the series.
And the awards go to…
The WRKM Axe: After gaining possession of The WRKM Axe in Week 5 while averaging 92.2 points per game, Bahamas Bob has continued to improve, raising their average now to 96.1 points per game.
Syrup of Ipecac: Cottonheaded Ninnymuggins, though challenged by Ryan’s Express’ 124 points this week, still hangs onto The Syrup with their 132 point, Week 2 performance.
Hello Kitty Sticker: Success always takes a little luck, which Ashville Vipers gladly took with their 69-55 win this week which pushed them to 5-2 atop The McCoys.
10th Man Award: They didn’t need the points, but The Fighting Irish Illini were stunned when T.J. Yeldon not only scored 16 points more then one of their starting RBs (19 vs 3), but those 19 points were the first points scored by Yeldon all season.
Keep Calm Banner Continuing one of the more odd trends of 2017, Galaxy Rockets becomes the second owner of The Banner (quickly relinquished by Ryan’s Express) to have a win in the week they receive it. Galaxy Rockets currently average 69.4 points per game.
Damn Lies
“There are three types of lies – lies, damn lies, and statistics.” – Benjamin Disraeli
– Galaxy Rockets’ average 69.4 points per game is the highest average points ever for a team who is in possession of the Keep Calm Banner.
– In a more hidden stat about scoring and performance being a bit misaligned, Dusty Desert Dogs is the high-scoring team of The McCoys…and they are currently in dead last in the conference.
– Statistically, this is the latest a blog has ever been posted by Management.
Next Week
“To the morgue. There’s not a moment to lose – which one can so rarely say of the morgue.” – Sherlock Holmes
Next week (this week? later this week?) – anything can happen.
Sherlock’s Deduction (4-3)
“I never guess. It is a shocking habit.” – Sherlock Holmes
Sherlock is sliding back to .500 on the weekly picks which typically makes him risk averse in his picks. Trying to buck that response, Sherlock picks The Jalopy Faces to slow down the top dogs of the Hatfields, Maryland Mad Bombers, in this Father v. Son match-up.
Sincerely – Management