Fright Night
“We all float down here.” – Pennywise
Pennywise must have had The FBF in mind when he said those sweet words to Georgie (disregard the subsequent arm removal). We all do float around here, some like rising zeppelins, some like dead goldfish. In Week 8, most of the zeppelins appeared to have Hatfield written on the side, as Hatfield teams were 6-2 in the first week of Hatfield v. McCoy competition. Conference leaders Arya Ready For Some Football and Ashville Vipers both won, moving to 7-1 and 6-2 respectively. This had Arya keeping their top spot and Vipers breaking free from a 3-way tie to solely own number one in the McCoy conference. In the process, the Vipers put a stop to Unfettered Valor’s giant-killing. Arya Ready posted a week high 119 points, which was also scored by Projected 15th who was the only other McCoy victor, being Practice Squad 119-74. With the falling the way the did in Week 8, the race to the Fighting Four stays tight with six different teams within two games of their respective conference number 1 spots. With four weeks still to go, this horror movie is far from over. Hope there are plenty of bag of corn syrup and red food coloring ready for the finale.
And the awards go to…
The WRKM Axe:Arya Ready For Some Football continues to lead the charge with their Week 8 score of 119 sending their WRKM Axe points per game rising like a zombie bite-induced fever from 100.3 to 102.6.
Syrup of Ipecac: Stick close with Management on this one…while Dusty Desert Dogs’ Week 1 total of 151pts earned them the Syrup, in Weeks 2 thru 8 they have averaged 80 points per game, that’s 71 points under their Week 1 score…kind of like 71 inches, which is one short of 72 inches, or six feet…six feet under. Phew, that was exhausting, someone hand Management some candy corn.
Hello Kitty Sticker: Ryan’s Express earns the Halloween Black Cat Hello Kitty Sticker for taking an easy win in Week 8, 78-50…that’s the second Sticker in a row for Ryan’s Express and it is also the third time in the past four weeks the sticker was earned by someone facing a 50pt opponent.
10th Man Award: Practice Squad gets the 10th Man Award for leaving a meager 15pts on their bench, the lowest points missed by a 10th Man Award recipient since Week 11 of 2016 when Maryland Mad Bombers left 12 points on their bench.
Keep Calm BannerChristmasland Wraiths can’t wait to be another holiday closer to Christmas as they still are fighting to get out of the basement with their 69.1 points per game.
Damn Lies
“There are three types of lies – lies, damn lies, and statistics.” – Benjamin Disraeli
” – Week 8 2019 with Arya Ready For Some Fla-blah-blah averaging 102.6 points per game is the first time since the 2014 season that a team has average in the triple digits this deep in the season (Maryland Mad Bombers, 104.1 pts/gm)
– Week 8, the first of Hatfield v. McCoy, was the closest week of competition of 2018, averaging just an 18.5 margin of victory for the winning teams
– 2019 Week 8 has seen the most teams ever to be at 3-5 with 5, and Arya Ready is the first 7+ win team in Week 8 since 2017
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Next Week
“This isn’t going to end well.” – from The Dead Don’t Die
This is the beginning of the end. At this very moment, everyone technically still has a shot at The Fighting Four. Even Christmasland Wraiths who haven’t won since way back in Week 4, a full 28 Days Later. Since then it’s been 30 Days of Night. Eh, it’s been a while. But even them winning out could land them a spot in The Fighting Four. But for them and many other teams, each new match-up is a bite into a piece of candy some stranger you’ve never met gave you two hours ago while you were wearing a mask which may or may not have something in it that requires years of dental work and probably a few psychiatrist sessions. Needless to say, these last four weeks are going to be a Thriller. Will that next game tell you to Get Out? Or will your roster picks prove that you have The Shining (minus the elevator of blood)? Either way, What We Do In The Shadows while determining that flex spot in our line-up may mean the difference between a win or a loss. Good luck (cue the Vincent Price laugh).
Sherlock’s Deduction (5-2)
“I never guess. It is a shocking habit.” – Sherlock Holmes
Sherlock is as hot a that fireball shot the wild couple down the street is handing out to adults during the trick-or-treating rounds. Here’s a Skittles chaser for that 90 proof success: Sherlock picks Fighting Irish Illini to defeat Scrappy Doo’s. Zoinks!
Boo – Management